The Inexplicables

A friend had asked me to take a printout from work. Amazingly, i remembered. I stopped off on my way home to give it to her. I called her on her mobile phone a couple of times and when she didn't answer, i called on her landline. The roommate picked it up. I asked her if my friend was at home and she, after asking who i was, told me she wasn't.

'I need to drop off a printout'
'She's gone out and will be back by 7:30'. It was 5:00.
'I am standing outside your apartment. Can i leave it with you?'
'No'. She refused to take a printout.
'Unh?'. Maybe i heard wrong.
'It would be better if you gave it to her'. Yes, i know that.
'But she is not at home'. Sounding a little desperate now.
'She's gone out and will be back by 7:30'. She reiterated.

I left.

****

I was walking towards my bike when, like it often does in Bangalore, it began to pour suddenly. I decided to take shelter under a large mango tree and wait for the rain to let up. Soon, another man, running with his hand on his shirt pocket, joined me under the mango tree and we exchanged glances like two strangers do when are tied by the same circumstance. He soon started to complain about the rain and began to make conversation. He was 32, worked in a electronics shop nearby and hated what the IT crowd had done to his city. I was 26, worked as a salesperson in a clothes store and hated what the IT crowd had done to my city. We were soon talking about cricket, the latest Puneet Rajkumar movie and the lack of places to get good coffee. The rain slowly calmed down to a drizzle and i took my leave. I began to walk to my bike and he calmly opened his black umbrella and walked away.

****

The bus i am in has been stationery for over 45 minutes. As have all the other vehicles on the road. Someone gives us patchy details of an accident up front. Someone else talks about a political rally. A wise man asks us to get off and go home. Of course, no one does. The opportunity cost of doing so after waiting for nearly an hour is too high. As the bus slowly begins to move, there is a collective sigh of relief. As we inch forward, the reason for the delay becomes apparent. It is a gory collision. A truck filled with more sand than it can handle had collided with an auto transporting more coconuts than it could handle. The truck has toppled over and the sand is all over the road with coconuts strewn all over - it seems a little like a beach. The auto is cut in the middle; both the pieces beyond recognition. The driver has died while still in the auto and you can still see the half-dried blood on the seat cover. Shards of glass reflect the scene a thousand times. There is absolute silence in the bus as everyone's senses are still taking it all in. A few silent prayers, a few open mouths and a few averted eyes convey the emotion.

The man sitting next to me has a pair of ear phones on, is oblivious to the whole thing, and is singing loudly, while bobbing his head back and forth, 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me..'

****

10 Comments

Aug 21, 2009
Pratima said...
LOL! The first incident was too funny...can totally expect this to happen with u :) Did u find out why her roommie dint pick it u? Maybe she was busy with something ;-)
AND....salesman?!! Am sure thats what u "actually" do...with the freq with which u go to office, they wud have surely kicked u out and u havent told any of us :)
Aug 21, 2009
Santhosh said...
Ordinary people.Ordinary events. I'm sure we all have our stories to tell.
The difference - you put it down, and did it well.
Aug 21, 2009
savioseb said...
hey anirudh... i liked reading this... well written... didn't understand the bit abt being a salesman in a clothes store though...
Aug 21, 2009
Thanks!
@Pratima - I never tell strangers I am in IT. Always make something up. More fun :)
@Savio - I re-read it and realized that it isn't obvious. So, we were taking cover from the rain (while having that conversation) and later I found out he actually had an umbrella. Weird!
Aug 22, 2009
Anon said...
Pratima is right. So, the reason is obvious and explicable :)
ROFLOL - imagining you as a salesman in a cloth store. I only pity the owner ;)
Aug 22, 2009
Chaitra said...
Very nicely written Anirudh :) I enjoy reading your posts. I never tell people I'm in IT. Especially auto drivers! Great fun it is.

I am not surprised by the story 1. Most PGs/Hostels work like that. If you don't get along with some random girl, such opportunities are tailor made to strike one back!

Aug 22, 2009
Thanks, Chaitra.
My friend now claims that the roomate didn't hear what I said clearly, but I like your version better :)
Aug 23, 2009
Anu said...
How many friends do you take print-outs for? I think thats your regular job :)
And clothes salesman!! LOL!!!!!!!! Do you even step into shops to buy your own clothes?
Aug 23, 2009
You're right! Maybe i should start charging for it.
Clothes - it's the process of buying that i am not too fond of. Maybe i won't mind selling :)
Sep 16, 2009
Aparna said...
Nice post.. Like the way you have moved from light to serious quite effortlessly..
The first incident reminds me of something similar that my roomie did to me in SP! :D
'I was 26, worked as a salesperson..' the past tense gave it away, I knew what you meant! LOL

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