Pink Is The New Black

Tap is the new click. Twitter is the new hello. Green is the new world peace. Hope is the new coke. Constant is the new change. Change is the new banality. Geek is the new cool. 200 is the new 99.94. Mediocre is the new ubiquity. Google is the new Microsoft.  A bigot is the new patriot. Slactivism is the new tree-hugging. Reality TV is the new soap opera. Gay is the new pride. Geolocation is the new 'where in the world are you?'.

A hurricane is the new social equalizer. An earthquake is the new birth control. Global is the new local. One way is the new spoilt for choice. Traffic jams are the new stop and smell the roses. War is the new peace. 'Whats your name, again?' is the new networking. 'Fasten your seat-belts' is the new risk. Real-time is the new telegram. Finding a parking slot is the new crystal maze. Breaking news is the new mundane. Photography is the new stamp collecting.

Tiger is the new dinosaur. Man is the new dodo. Rainforest is the new desert. Metrosexual is the new angry young man. Size 0 is the new 36-28-36. 'Hows it going?' is the new 'Hi'. Plastic is the new plague. Wireless is the new cordless. China is the new America. Facebook is the new marijuana. Voyeurism is the new porn. Anti-ageing is the new skin whitening. 'Save the planet' is the new human arrogance. Search of extraterrestrial intelligence is the new Mackenna's gold. Atheism is the new extremism.

And since this whole thing needs to have a point, 26 is the new super awesome.

Pittsburgh

I haven't really had much time to explore the city. Pittsburgh is a small college town with a lot of young people. Students are given special privileges and the cost of living, i am told, is very affordable when compared to bigger cities in the country.

The people are very friendly. An old man walking on the street stopped me and asked if i was from the 'land of vishwanathan anand'. When i told him i was, he promptly gave his chess club brochure and told me that i had to come visit his club. I promised i would.

There is a quaint little coffee shop with about 5 things on the menu. But it is the most inviting place with free wifi, shelves of novels and comic books and a wall adorned with letters and postcards that people have to written to the coffee shop. People sit there for hours just reading or watching the evening go by. Time ceases to matter and ergo, it is my current favorite place in town.

The weather has been uninviting and the food, repetitive. But Carnegie Mellon has been great. Endless possibilities.

America

The last week has been okay. It has been complicated driving on the other side of the road and it's funny greeting everyone with "How's it going?" (How's what going? where it is going to? Wasn't it happy where it was?). It's been frustrating getting used to the american way of doing things which is, as far as i gathered, diametrically opposite to the simple way of doing things. The food could have been better, as could have been the weather. My internet connectivity has been spotty at best with no computer / phone and a bunch of traveling. The painful long flights in cramped seats haven't helped one bit.

                     

It has been a great last week. Wonderful people so full of enthusiasm and sheer happiness, fairs with myriad sounds, a fantastic butterfly park and a spectacular aquarium, a hike up a snow-clad hill and a vintage car show. The evenings spent looking at the skyline and the afternoons at the busy markets.

But the highlight was a magical hot air balloon ride up to the heavens. It was a little bit like stumbling onto a rainbow when all you were looking for was a waterfall.

Fly

Nothing much has changed since the last time i was in college. I have been going to work fairly regularly, taken some pictures occasionally, made a few friends, learnt a little about wildlife, bought some banal things, been exposed to a smattering of cultures and perhaps made a difference to a few lives. And yet, everything has changed. All the insignificant incremental changes add up over a 5 year period.

And now, it's time to fly.

The Inexplicables

A friend had asked me to take a printout from work. Amazingly, i remembered. I stopped off on my way home to give it to her. I called her on her mobile phone a couple of times and when she didn't answer, i called on her landline. The roommate picked it up. I asked her if my friend was at home and she, after asking who i was, told me she wasn't.

'I need to drop off a printout'
'She's gone out and will be back by 7:30'. It was 5:00.
'I am standing outside your apartment. Can i leave it with you?'
'No'. She refused to take a printout.
'Unh?'. Maybe i heard wrong.
'It would be better if you gave it to her'. Yes, i know that.
'But she is not at home'. Sounding a little desperate now.
'She's gone out and will be back by 7:30'. She reiterated.

I left.

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I was walking towards my bike when, like it often does in Bangalore, it began to pour suddenly. I decided to take shelter under a large mango tree and wait for the rain to let up. Soon, another man, running with his hand on his shirt pocket, joined me under the mango tree and we exchanged glances like two strangers do when are tied by the same circumstance. He soon started to complain about the rain and began to make conversation. He was 32, worked in a electronics shop nearby and hated what the IT crowd had done to his city. I was 26, worked as a salesperson in a clothes store and hated what the IT crowd had done to my city. We were soon talking about cricket, the latest Puneet Rajkumar movie and the lack of places to get good coffee. The rain slowly calmed down to a drizzle and i took my leave. I began to walk to my bike and he calmly opened his black umbrella and walked away.

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The bus i am in has been stationery for over 45 minutes. As have all the other vehicles on the road. Someone gives us patchy details of an accident up front. Someone else talks about a political rally. A wise man asks us to get off and go home. Of course, no one does. The opportunity cost of doing so after waiting for nearly an hour is too high. As the bus slowly begins to move, there is a collective sigh of relief. As we inch forward, the reason for the delay becomes apparent. It is a gory collision. A truck filled with more sand than it can handle had collided with an auto transporting more coconuts than it could handle. The truck has toppled over and the sand is all over the road with coconuts strewn all over - it seems a little like a beach. The auto is cut in the middle; both the pieces beyond recognition. The driver has died while still in the auto and you can still see the half-dried blood on the seat cover. Shards of glass reflect the scene a thousand times. There is absolute silence in the bus as everyone's senses are still taking it all in. A few silent prayers, a few open mouths and a few averted eyes convey the emotion.

The man sitting next to me has a pair of ear phones on, is oblivious to the whole thing, and is singing loudly, while bobbing his head back and forth, 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me..'

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